Kiss and Tell

Bengals wideout Chad Ocho Cinco is one crazy motherfucker. His gold grill and gold mohawk: crazy. His touchdown celebrations: crazy. The fines he racks up for talking shit: crazy. His kids' names (Chad II, Jicyra, Chade, and Chaiel): three-quarters crazy.

But perhaps most perlexing of all: He acknowledges that he planted one on Bengals coach Marvin Lewis during Sunday's game against the Cowboys. "He whispered something in my ear that I really liked, so I kissed him," Ocho Cinco said.

Um, gross. Let's save that for the showers, boys.